you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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