but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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