i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
