i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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