She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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