It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i black out too much to be "responsible"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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