i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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