Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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