Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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