yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
