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(231): View more from Michigan

i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.

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(925): View more from California

He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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(760): View more from California

Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.

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(805): View more from California

how many dildos make it a "collection?"

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(850): View more from Florida

She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING

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(515): View more from Iowa

Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"

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(614): View more from Ohio

You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran

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