It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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