I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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