Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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