I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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