barbara walters just said penis...
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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