So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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