help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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