How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dude. I can hear the air.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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