He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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