she told me i tasted like america
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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