another moral hangover. fuck.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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