Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I understand Curling. That high.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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