can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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