He is an equal opportunity slut.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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