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(318): View more from Louisiana

omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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(219): View more from Indiana

where are my pants?

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you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

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how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(207): View more from Maine

She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "

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(512): View more from Texas

Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol

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