We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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