Define "chronic" masturbator.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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