Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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