we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
