we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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