So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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