Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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