Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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