My brain says no but my pants say off.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
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