ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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