...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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