Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
