Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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