2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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