Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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