I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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