id be glad to
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
that is very illegal...i love you.
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