i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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