White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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