Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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