Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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