I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
