the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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