so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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